February 2011
WebMD says I should probably Urgent Care this shit...
but that would mean I have to wake up my parents, which they will not be pleased with. wait til morning? probably.
NO SERIOUSLY, THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
i think its safe to say I didnt get rid of that ingrown toenail like I thought I did.
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uhh, I just took off my sock and my toe is covered...
so whats the first thing I do?
go to tumblr.
Oprah, another great Chicago claim
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Another reason I'm faithful to my lovely Chicago
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“C’mon, lets go watch Tom Skilling get a woody”
– My mother, discussing WGN news’ weatherman’s excitement
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when you realize you used "you're" instead of...
But my hands, they say otherwise.
My mind says: "Do you're homework"
diebrator:
it is hailing like fuck outside right now
it’s freezing rain too
oh AND it’s snowing
classes are cancelled tomorrow
IT’S SNOWMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!!!
Snowmageddon twenty eleven?
I like it.
curry-tits asked: What color are your socks? Or are you being a badass and not wearing any?
fill my ask with awkward shenanigans. →
curry-tits asked: Whoa, you're profile's a beast. Although I was confused for a few seconds... 9517597 beyotch ^.^
When parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
my parents never ask me this.
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when you have homework that requires you to do...
Your English Is Good — Tokyo Police Club
...
January 2011
sitting around really shitty intro journalism kids...
being responsible is a bonerkill, that's all.
when black people walk really slow in the...
WHY U SO STEROTYPICAL?
That awkward moment when you sleep through your...
When you just can't get over how incredibly...
angelmakowski:
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these next two days are going to be hell,
I mean when you know the world is about to freeze over from the biggest blizzard in a decade and you know you wont be going to school, you cant help but want the days before done and gone.
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tonight's sleep cocktail is a potent mixture of...
2 tbsp Theraflu
3 tbsp Nyquil
and you can rest assured to sleep soundly tonight.
^see what I did there (;
fuck being sick.
when you spend almost six hours on trig,
you tend to get a little flustered.
why didn’t I graduate at semester?!?!?!?!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is our decision, to live fast and die young:... →
roxanneritchi:
[via]
“To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt….
Winter has been around too long once you start...
Fuck you body, I’d rather not be sick.
Waking up in sweat, nasal fluid, and the chills is not fun.
Well, according to my calculations:
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tonight was glorious on too many levels.
simply:
I will never get sick of Chicago home
I need to be in Boystown more often
Taco Bell is always an appropriate place to discuss genitals
The local hookah bar in Hammond is sketchy on too many levels
The hookah bar in Schererville was, “interesting”
—> I tried hookah
My bosom makes for an excellent squeegee
This night was definitely better than Formal
that awkward moment when your ride is almost three...
jivandave:
Olympic Airways - Foals
It’s...
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well now that I've binged, time to purge!